Almost Anywhere: Road Trip Ruminations on Love, Nature, National Parks, and Nonsense by Schlyer Krista

Author:Schlyer, Krista [Schlyer, Krista]
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing
Published: 2015-10-05T16:00:00+00:00

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45Maggie’s Cheese Philosophy in three simple axioms: 1. Eat it! Fast! Before they catch me or change their minds. 2. Savor it later, after they can no longer take it away from me. 3. A cheese in the gullet is worth two in the general vicinity.

46. . . in Burlington, while tossing her pantyhose over a clothesline.

47Nerd red alert!

48When Bill’s older sisters wanted to get him to do something as a kid, rather than asking him outright, they’d bet him that he couldn’t run to the fridge, grab a Coke, and bring it back to them in less than a minute. Or that he couldn’t move the laundry from the washer to the dryer in less than two minutes. “Run! I’ll time you,” they’d say. Poor little rube.

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